Why the Giants are better than the Cubs

Baseball season is fast approaching and its my favorite time of the year. Hope springs eternal during this time as every team has a 0 - 0 record and off season transactions make fans think of October baseball for their beloved teams. The Cubs went out and got much sought after Alfonso Soriano, they hired Lou Pinella to manage the team and extended the contract of pitcher Carlos Zambrano. This team is now loaded with talent and spent their money aggressively this off season to show their players and fans alike that they are serious about contending for the pennant this season.



But the Giants are better.



The Giants also made off season moves to address their needs. They signed Barry Zito to be the ace of their staff, re-signed Ray Durham and Omar Vizquel, as well as Bonds, Klesko, and Aurilia to "solidify" their line up. But the reason the Giants are better than the Cubs is this...

They took the money they should have used to get Soriano, Pinella, and a closer, and spent it on a new kickass HD TV for the scoreboard!!!! When did the GM job go to the stoner college kid with his new Visa card? All we need now is the Nintendo Wii and a bong.

Go Giants! No, really... Just go.