Four years ago I took part in the Providian relay with five friends in a van. It recently crossed my mind how much our lives have changed in the last 4 years. So much so in fact that if a man had gotten into that van and told us what our lives would be like today, the only question we could possibly have for him is, "Are you on crack?"
The man in the van points to Ed Paco and says:
"In four years you will be engaged to be married and living in Santa Cruz as the Head Coach of the Run team."
He points to Jill Sempel and says:
"You will be living in San Diego as a Psychiatrist while in a long distance relationship with a man living in Montana."
He points to Amy Buckingham and says:
"You will be married to Mike Gibson."
He points to me and says:
"Your ex-girlfriend will join Team in Training and marry your nemesis, John Bozsony. You will have had a relationship with your run team manager Lecia, who just bought a house with her husband, drive cross country with her to help her move to Washington DC. You are now a run coach on the Peninsula team."
He points to Colleen Conway and says:
"You will fall in love with a shoe salesman. You will separate your shoulder in a bizarre bicycle accident. You will move with your boyfriend to Boston to be with him, and then he will dump you."
He points to Dave Barman and says:
"There will be no changes for you."
Here's to the next four years!
Because even a broken clock is right twice a day...
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2 comments:
Ha Ha, that was awesome!!
"There will be no change for you!"
Ha Ha, that sounded like the Soup Nazi...
"No change for you! Comeback 4-years. Next!!"
What the fuck is going on??? This is all too crazy for me.
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